It has come my recent attention that a new breed of male walks among us. These guys are usually aged between 18 to 25 wear skinny jeans and some form of "alternative" top, have short hair on the sides, long and swept-over in the middle, they communicate with each other by repeatedly using such phrases as "mate" and "legend" and are usually found congregating in groups at university parties. It is believed they generate their powers from listening to terrible dubstep and sniffing copious amounts of ketamin. I am of course referring to the common schweff.
After recently being subjected to the highest levels of schweffery i have decided to bring to light the biggest schweffs on road.
Please send photos of any current shweffs you know to Jasonlau@gmx.com
and explain why they deserve the title schweff of the week or month and it will be featured here.
This months schweff
October.
details of his schweffness are coming soon....
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